November 2011
Twilight Books Summary
- — Book 1. Twilight:
- Edward: Hey.
- Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
- Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
- Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
- Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
- James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
- Edward: Roar.
- James: Omnomnom Bella.
- Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
- Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
- Jacob: Oh, hi there!
- — Book 2. New Moon:
- Edward: Oops, gotta go.
- Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
- Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
- Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
- Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
- Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
- Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
- Volturi: You suck.
- Bella: OMG leave him alone!
- Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
- Jacob: I love you, Bella.
- Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
- — Book 3. Eclipse:
- Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
- Bella: OMG no!
- Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
- Jacob: I want to kill her too!
- Riley: I will kill you!
- Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
- Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
- Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
- Victoria: You missed me bitches?
- Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
- Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
- — Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
- Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
- Bella: OMG shit, okay.
- Jacob: My heart is broken!
- Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
- Edward: Oh no, a monster!
- Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
- Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
- Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
- Volturi: Fine, you won.
- Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
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GIRL’S REACTION:
GUY’S REACTION:
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i’m actually just obsessed with diving. i should be doing homework but youtube has so many diving videos that it’s a problem…
