can't or won't?

megan please come watch spn with me you can have breakfast at my house i’m going to come get you now

fyeahsetsandprops:

August: Osage County

Designed By Todd Rosenthal

llama-henderson:

dontplaywithme:

light-cream-cheese:

marauder-potter:

coconi:

hussieslips:

louiebonbon:

let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened 

oh

#oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh

my life is a lie

#this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone saying unf

oh…

#unf actually MEANS something what

metal-guru:

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a horse

i identify as a horse and this offends me

i identify as offends and this horses me

I offend horses, identify me.

i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

toradori:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

i made a thing

Sam this is for you because I know how much you hate the dark. See? It’s nice, it won’t do anything.

dancingdingledodies:

aci25:

Want to learn a new language? Duolingo is a new service that gamifies learning a language. Build points, level up, and earn achievements while translating real online content. Duolingo.com

AMAAAAAAZING!

madeagoestohell:

lady in the post but a freak in the tags